haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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