I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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