I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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