Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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