I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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