LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Who died my cat blue again?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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