It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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