Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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