Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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