yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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