we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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