went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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