and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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