I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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