Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
