fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Can I color on your dick again?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
