I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
