Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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