I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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