No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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