I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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