dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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