I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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