So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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