hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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