If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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