Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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