Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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