I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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