Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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