i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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