I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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