I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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