have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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