She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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