I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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