come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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