Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Success! We fucked roommates!
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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