her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
