next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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