Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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