i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
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