it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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