Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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