you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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