eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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