Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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