She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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