It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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