I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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