Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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